Who are these majestic beasts?
IN A FAR OFF LAND BEYOND OUR REACH, LIES A MAGICAL PLACE CALLED MUSCLE BEACH. IN THIS BEAUTIFUL LAND FILLED WITH SUN AND SAND A MYSTICAL HERD WAS BORN. WHERE THE SHORE MEETS THE SEA, AS FAR AS YOU CAN SEE, ARE SHREDDED UNICORNS!
STACKING 45LB PLATES AND DRINKING PROTEIN SHAKES THESE UNICORNS ARE FLAWLESS. AND WHILE THE SUN SETS AND THEY FINISH THEIR SETS YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU HAD SAW THIS.
SO LET’S GET JACKED, DON’T MISS OUT! COME SEE WHAT THESE CORNS ARE ALL ABOUT!
WHY MBUC?
7777 JACKED UNICORNS
ENTIRELY HAND DRAWN ART THAT KICKS YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE! COLORS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR EYES BLEED!
6 FACTIONS WITH A MASSIVE COMBINATION OF UNIQUE TRAITS! THESE DUDES ALL LOOK CRAZY!
30+ 1of1 OGs MIXED IN WITH THE MINT! PACKED WITH PERSONALITY AND DRENCHED IN COOL, THESE MFs WILL DRIVE THE STORY BEHIND MUSCLE BEACH.
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THE HERD
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Hank The Tank
CRACKIN’ SKULLS AND SETTING RECORD PULLS, HANK IS AN ABSOLUTE TANK! HE’S SCARED UP FROM BATTLE, BUT STILL IN THE SADDLE, STEADILY CLIMBING THE RANKS!
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DANNY DOUCHE FLUTE
SPORTIN’ A NECK SCARF AND ENOUGH E-JUICE TO MAKE YOU BARF, DANNY BOY LIVES FOR SUCKIN’ VAPE AND LIFTIN’ WEIGHT.
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BOBBY BRONZE
FLAWLESS SKIN AND A CHISSLED CHIN, BOBBY IS A SPECIMEN. HE HITS THE SCENE THEN SPREADS HIS WINGS AND SHOWS THE HATERS WHY HE’S THE KING.
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FREDDIE FUNK
There’s a bad mf named Freddie Funk, he likes the girls with junk in the trunk. You can find him in the studio droppin mad bars, or stacking plates in the gym bustin through PRs!
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DUMP TRUCK CHUCK
Dump Truck Chuck, he’s never down on his luck! Whether grindin’ gears or drinkin’ beers, he just don’t give a fuck.
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Rockin Roy
WHETHER HE’S POUNDING OUT ROCK BEATS OR BUILDING THAT CHEST MEAT, ROCKIN ROY BRINGS THE HEAT!
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RONNIE RONI'S
GIANT NIPS AND HUGE LIFTS, RONNIE GOT IT GOING ON!
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ZEKE THE GEEK
HE COULD BE YOUR TUTOR OR FIX YOUR COMPUTER, BUT ZEKE THE GEEK STILL GETS MAD COOTER.
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LUSCIOUS LUCIAN
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90'S NATE
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DANDY RANDY
THE SUPERTSAR CHAMP OF THE UWF, RANDY WILL PILEDRIVE YOUR ASS TO DEATH!
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STONER STEVE
STEVE LOVES TO HIT THE BONG AND GET RIPPED, BEFORE HE HITS THE GYM TO GET RIPPED.
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PEWY HUEY
THIS FILTHY ANIMAL LIKES STRIKING POSES AND OFFENDING NOSES. YOU CAN SMELL THIS SEXY BEAST COMING FROM A MILE AWAY
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BENNY BANANA
HE MAY BE GRAY, BUT THE LADIES SAY, THAT BENNY’S GOT A RIPE BANANA
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VIC THE VIPER
With a gorgeous mullet and some rockin’ shades, Vic the Viper is always gettin’ laid. He combs out his locks, and teases the top, then hits the weights hard af so the gains don’t stop!
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ASSEMBLE THE HERD
EAT, GET JACKED, GROW THE HERD ON THE SOCIALS, REPEAT
CONTINUE TO CREATE MUSCLE BOUND CORNS, I MEAN THAT’S THE FOCUS HERE RIGHT?!
GIVEAWAYS: COLABS WITH OTHER KICK ASS COLLECTIONS, CUSTOM CREATED JACKED BEAST FOR A LUCKY WINNER PRE MINT!
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RELEASE THEM TO THE WILD
7777 MAGICALLY RIPPED STUDS GO TO MINT!!
30+ 1OF1 OGs MIXED IN
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ROID RAGE SERUM
THE BEASTS ARE GETTING RESTLESS! THE GAINS ARE SLOWING DOWN! THEY NEED A FUCKING BOOST!
A SHADY LOOKIN GYM RAT MIXES UP A SMALL BATCH OF GLOWING GOO! IS IT TREN? STEROIDS? WHO FUCKING CARESS, JAB ME AND LET’S LIFT!!!!
3500 SHOTS ARE MINTED, DRIVING A MAD STAMPEED OF UNICORNS READY TO RAGE!!!
THEIR PECS ARE POPPING, VEINS ARE BULGING, THEIR DNA IS PERMINENTLY ALTERED!
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"These corns got me hype af!"
– Your Mom
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"THESE MF'S KNOW HOW TO LIFT!!"
– Some random bro at the gym